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In a startling discovery scientists attached to the European Space agency have found what they believe to be Tomato plants growing on the moon quite near to the plains of tranquility. After going through reams of data, Professor Fodder of the European Center for space and strategic exploration agency (ECSTE), will announce to the worlds scientific community that plants the size of trees are growing on the moon.
LOL
“they have estimated each tomato fruit, weighs in at the astounding weight of 7 Kilos”
and I stopped reading when I saw this…
“Talking with reporters from the “National Enquirer”…”
Ok, I’m not sure how many people here have actually grown tomatoes, but if you have, you know what happens when it freezes at night. Temperatures on the moon range from -243 F to 253 F. I wonder how they keep the air temperature around these tomato plants above freezing.
Armstrongmatoes, eh?
However unbelieveble, there have been studies about if it is possible to
cultivate the surface of the Moon with some food plants..
The results were positive, I believe..
Maybe the Moon could become the replacement of the Midwest,
after the aquifiers are dry?
Or will the lunar branch of the BLM prevent farming there: they want the Moon
turning into one great solar panel plant, managed by the grandson of Harry Reid?
Or maybe the American part of the Moon is bejing sold out to the Chinese already,
because of the governments debt to it?
By, by, American Moon?
Attack of the killer tomatoes…