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Take a look at these 10 signs his parents hate you:
They invite you over for dinner. That’s great! Except, they also invite his ex-girlfriend, whose photos are all over their fireplace mantel when you arrive. Photos of you, on the other hand, are non-existent.
His mother keeps mentioning those TV makeover shows to you, and says she what wonders they could do for you. She also asks if you’d be upset if she sent in a nomination, and you get the sinking suspicion that she might have already done just that.
You are cropped out of all the family photos that were taken at Christmas, despite the fact that you were in the middle of the group. And guess who’s in all of them. Pretty much everyone else from the neighborhood, along with his ex.
His Dad keeps saying how excited he is that his son is thinking of becoming a priest. Mainly because he’s never had luck in the past with choosing women, and he doesn’t seem to show any signs of improvement.
At midnight at his parents New Year’s Eve party his mother dashed over to kiss him before you two could lock lips, almost knocking you into the punch bowl in the process.
Ever since you told them that you worked as a lab technician, they’ve introduced you to all of their friends and relatives as “Ms. Einstein, the rocket scientist”.
At his mother’s birthday party, she makes her wish – out loud – before blowing out the candles: that her son would finally meet a good woman to marry, even though his prospects to date have been less than stellar options.
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