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Navy Strikes North Pole, Obama Declares War Christmas Claus Fate Unknown
Sunday, December 15, 2013 14:26
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By Marc Belisle
In a tense press conference with the conservative media, President Obama announced late Tuesday that US Navy destroyers deployed in the Arctic Circle were firing Tomahawk cruise missiles in a campaign to free the elves and eliminate Santa Claus’s ability to threaten secular humanists. Obama added that US forces would “cripple Santa Claus’ ability to spread good tidings” through “targeted strikes.” When asked what, exactly, the Pentagon was targeting, Obama replied, “Well, you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.” MORE HERE
I wouldn’t doubt he would conjure up a lie like this. His real intentions are never known until it’s too late and we become weaker. Nice story though it brought a smile to me lol.
To all the tiny brained readers here who think this has got to be true …its not its just satire .
No kidding?