Super Touching: Chris Pratt Teaches Son Pledge Of Allegiance

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Help me out, ladies. Would saying “SQUEE” be appropriate here?

I’ve expressed our appreciation of Chris Pratt for taking a stand against outrage culture. Liberal feminists have expressed their appreciation of Chris Pratt because of his hotness. As a straight male… no qualms with the assertion.

But that’s nothing compared to this…

That’s right, folks. Chris Pratt, on his front porch, in front of an American Flag, teaching his son The Pledge of Allegiance, on Memorial Day. He even included “UNDER GOD.”  This makes the picture of Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor look like a Bernie Sanders folk album.

It all goes back to dinosaurs. And velociraptors. And Chris Pratt’s hotness. I’m straight. Bye.

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