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A reliable source of alternative facts has just given us the GOP checklist of Presidential requirements.
Please do not release this rather obvious information, or you will be Twitter-flamed.
✓ Liar
✓ Mean-spirited
✓ Misogynist
✓ Unfaithful
✓ Immoral
✓ Dishonest
✓ Hate monger
✓ Nativist
✓ Scammer
✓ Bully
✓ Criminal collaborator with Russia
✓ Buck passer
✓ Lazy
✓ Inexperienced
✓ Braggart
✓ Incompetent
✓ Unreliable
✓ Nepotist
✓ Disloyal
✓ Traitorous
✓ Greedy
✓ Conflicts of interest
✓ Uncharitable
✓ Immature
✓ Bigot
✓ Takes from the poor; gives to the rich
✓ Anti-environment preservation
✓ Climate change denier
✓ Maligner
✓ Crude
✓ Tiny hands
✓ Orange
If you know anyone who meets all of these strict requirements, please contact Ronna McDaniel. An opening is expected, soon.