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NHS experiments with new treatment methods
From The Sun:
AN MP wept yesterday as she told how her husband “died like a battery hen” in hospital. Owen Roberts was treated with “coldness, resentment, indifference and contempt” by doctors and nurses, said Labour’s Ann Clwyd.
Strange choice of words there…
“Doctor, the patient says he feels cold. I suggest we give him some blankets and a hot water bottle.”
“Nah, apparently patients don’t always respond to that. Chuck a sheet over him and get the windows opened, let’s just see what happens.”
“Doctor, the patient says is still feeling cold.”
“Try telling him to shut the f-ck up.”
“Doctor, the pa-”
“Talk to the hand….”
“Doctor, the patient appears to have died.”
“Did you remember to try a good dose of contempt? That didn’t work either? Ah well, it was worth a try. How do you think they discovered vaccination?”
PS – If it were anybody else I’d have some sympathy, but this woman is an MP, they’re in charge of running the NHS and if they get a taste of the medicine which they are prescribing the rest of us, then so be it. And she doesn’t know the first thing about poultry farming either.
2012-12-05 10:42:24
Source: http://markwadsworth.blogspot.com/2012/12/nhs-experimens-with-new-treatment.html
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