Announcing the Hampstead Research limerick writing competition!

Dear Everybody

I know that we have some talented poets on Hampstead Research. So if any of you would like to enter our latest competition feel free! I think I should start things off as it was my idea:

There was a Vanessa Fitzpatrick
Whose privates were pierced in a hat trick.
With a mole and a wart
She was hairy and short
And her tattoos were quite psychiatric!

Please submit all entries to jacquifamer1984@hushmail.com

I’m sure that by the time the blog is running again, we will have received some outstanding efforts.

Thanks

Jacqui

And here’s Video Man’s latest (with thanks to the forensic linguistic analyst, who provided the analysis):