10 reasons why right-wingers must be thick …

Thursday, February 23, 2017 10:10

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Ten facts that prove right-wingers are not the sharpest tools in the box.

Imagine how thick you’d have to be to believe the Tories are paying off the country’s debts:
And you’d have to be pretty dense, surely, to read the Daily Mail and think it’s social media that’s brain-washing people with fake news and propaganda:
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Right-wingers are also so gullible they think a “working-class fightback against the global elite” can be launched from the inside of a gold-clad elevator:
And they’re so thick, they think it was Gordon Brown not bankers that caused the 2008 global economic crisis (the clue’s in the word global, guys):
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And you can’t be very intelligent if you believe the best way for Britain to lead the world on trade … is to leave the world’s biggest trading block:
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And how dopey would you need to be to think the NHS crisis was caused by immigration, not lack of funding:
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Amazingly, right-wingers seem to believe Theresa May’s claims she will help struggling working people:
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And intelligence can’t be your strong point if you think the best way to ‘incentivise’ disabled people to find a job is to take their mobility away from them:
Right-wingers think it’s the immigrants who need to learn to speak English properly. Clearly not…
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And they apparently seriously believe the country’s best post-Brexit economic plan is to sell tea, jam and biscuits to the rest of the world (sold direct from our tea plantations in Essex presumably):
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I rest my case …

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