Hey chefs! I know you’re waiting for RJ Squirrel’s awesome recap of last night’s big badass double elimination, so I won’t ruin anything for you, but I totally wanted to share a few random thoughts I had about last night’s episode…
Fishing Makes You Think Of Your Dad
Well not my dad, but it seems like everyone on this show was crying over their dad as soon as someone put a fishing pole in their hand. Criminy. Just catch a fish and cook it, ok? Save the other stuff for Dr. Phil.
I Love Carla Forever Infinity
She could make toast and I would be all giddy clapping like a seal watching her, because no doubt, I would learn something. Like last night when we learned about the stink vein in the fish she was cooking, that uh-oh…Tiffani didn’t think of.
Angelo Is Growing On Me
It started last week, and I was fighting liking him the whole time this week too. Stop! Angelo, you are creepy! I can’t like you! I just can’t! So stop being “weird-charming” and say something creepy about the woman in the trunk of your car or something…
There is Something Wrong With Marcel
Yeah…boy ain’t right.
Could Padma Look Any More Bored?
She’s just like there…existing. Almost like a piece of furniture or something. Even when there was all sorts of emotional stuff going down at judges table she was all, “whatever, can I leave now?”
Jaime Loves a Liquid Diet
Geeze O’ Pete she sure likes herself a broth! She basically only makes liquid in a blender. So in two seasons of Top Chef we have been able to determine that Jaime can only cook Scallops and broth. I’m sure there’s a nursing home looking for exactly that kind of chef who can cook for people without teeth.
So those are my thoughts on last night’s episode. I think the right decision was made as far as winners and losers, and it just keeps getting better!