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Trump’s Our Man Says The Ku Klux Klan

Saturday, December 12, 2015 14:19
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Donald Trump was today awarded the Wally – the highest honor the Ku Klux Klan can bestow on a non-Southern speaking white man.

Said a Klan spokesman who preferred to remain anonymous; “Dis’ heah is duh hahest awawad dat duh Ku Klux Klan kan bestoah upahn a non-speakin’ South’ren poisson. Mistuh Trump is now an’ heretofowah hencefowath to be known heahabouts as a Pre-mee-uh Hah Whaht Kluck.”

Description: A Ku Klux Klan meeting in Gainesv...

Description: A Ku Klux Klan meeting in Gainesville, Florida, Dec. 31, 1922. Source: Portion: Reduced from original size so it is no longer suitable for reproduction. Purpose: To illustrate the article Ku Klux Klan. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

In accepting the award – which is named in honor of the four-time ex-Governor of Alabama George Wallace – Trump said; “This is huge! I want to almost humbly thank The Klan on behalf of myself and my family, and especially my beautiful and tremendously fabulous  wife Melania who, as you may know, is from Southern Slovenia. So I am a Southerner at heart.”

He continued:

“This he-ah Wally award is incredibly unbelievably fabulous as it represents my success in attaining the pinnacle of, in this case, bigotry and ignorance – and this is what the Trump brand is all about…success at any price.”

The the neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer said “Heil Donald Trump – the Ultimate Savior.” The website had earlier endorsed Mr. Trump after he called for deporting 11 million Mexican immigrants and, in a twist on his slogan, trumpeted “Make America White Again.” (check it out – this is from today’s NY Times and is REAL!)

The un-named Klan spokesman added – through his mask; “We aw so patriotical prow-ad of Mistuh Trump an’ havin’ him as dis’ ye-ah’s Wally winnuh is a feathuh in ou-ah hoods.”

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Filed under: Humor, NEWS, Presidential Politics, satire Tagged: Donald Trump, ku klux klan., neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer Barking in the Dark is run by Tony Powers, a writer/actor/musician.


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