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The Ballad of “Social Issues” And “Socialism” From the Conservative Point of View or: That Bernie is a Commie Pinko But, We’ll Take The Bail-Out
“Genuine equality means not treating everyone the same, but attending equally to everyone’s different needs.”
― Terry Eagleton, Why Marx Was Right
“Social issues” – “Commie” code for basic human need
Providing equal aid to all is “Socialism’s” seed
There’s just no funds for schools right now we know you understand
We need this money now for the invasions we have planned
Our roads are not that bad at all – we’ve more important goals
Just take it slower when you drive – and steer around the holes
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That bridge has stood a hundred years – your wife, and kids, and truck’ll,
Be safe and sound so drive across – don’t worry ‘bout that buckle
The news is good – your child qualifies for this procedure
And we’ll accept your house in payment for the anesthesia
But the doctor that you wanted lost his license yesterday
The Family Research Council just found out that he was gay
And if a kid’s dad smoked some grass and got locked up in Folsom
It’s better than gay parents – God, that’s too unwholesome)
And we know your water’s filled with lead – the old pipes are filled with rust
So buy bottled water – or use a filter system – just like us
You whine that times are hard and there’s no way to make ends meet
Excuse me – but who’s keeping you from begging on the street?
You say you need a tax cut like the richest people got
But they are “job creators” and you? Well, we think not
Yes – “Citizens United” is the corporate New Deal
A license to destroy our electoral process – and to steal
You’re screaming that the money put in politics is bad
But friend it costs us millions just to run one TV ad
You protest that our money could be put to better use
Like infra-structure, schooling – but that’s playing fast and loose
With our free-market system – a Capitalist sin
You spread the wealth and G-d forbid, “Socialism,” will creep in
(But bail-outs for the banks and corporations – that’s okay)
Again, the rich create the jobs – that’s always been the way
And “trickle down” in theory means the haves help all earn bread
But you can’t eat theory – that “trickle’s” rich folks pissing on our head
We must be ever vigilant against the likes of Marx
The Corporation matters now – not healthcare, schools, or parks
‘N it matters too rich congressmen be comfy as can be
As they attempt to rid us of Social(ist) Security
‘Cause, in suffering we find the strength to scale the highest peak
We don’t need no stinkin’ help – it only makes us weak
And The New Deal was a “Socialistic” plot by F.D.R.
A plot that all Republicans called “commie” and “bizarre”
A plot concocted by some “Socialistic” minded slobs
(Which re-built our infra-structure while creating tons of jobs)
Which gave us roads, and bridges, schools, and dams, mass transit too
And used our money on ourselves while Republicans jeered “boo”
It’s “Socialism” plain and simple – a grave mistake we’re makin’
But it bailed us out of the Great Depression – saved our eggs ‘n bacon
And now the right-wing in lock-step unites to deny help
“If we can do it on our own, you too can help yourself”
It’s not that they don’t think it right to help their fellow man
But it’s in their DNA to see it as a “Commie” plan
And Congress has a health plan that’s more generous than most
And you, whatever you have has to go undiagnosed
And if your father went to Yale you can go there too
A “legacy” scholarship – that’s the thing for you
Two entitlements that’re Socialism for the very wealthy
But entitlements for poor folk? Why that’s just too unhealthy
Of course their father’s money bought the schooling that they had
Which helped them get the job – so if your dad’s not rich too bad
The playing field’s not level so what chance have our kids got
And to level out the field? Why, that’s a Socialistic plot!
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Filed under: Opinion, poem of a sort, Presidential Politics, writing Tagged: FDR, Republicans, Right- wing, Socialism, Socialism for the wealthy, The New Deal 
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