Online:
Visits:
Stories:

By Barking in the Dark
Contributor profile | More stories

Story Views
Now:
Last Hour:
Last 24 Hours:
Total:

Nazi Don (and His Chinese Suits And Ties)

Tuesday, June 7, 2016 8:03

% of readers think this story is Fact. Add your two cents.

(Before It's News)

Image result for trump SUITS made in china cartoons

Hey Nazi Don whatchya got on

One of your suits made in China?

It sure looks like shit

But it surely does fit

A phony ass clothing designah

For you it’s ideal because it ain’t real

It’s certainly just as synthetic

A hunnert per cent schlock

Like the rest of your stock

And that long tie is really pathetic

Hey Nazi Don is that tie from Dongguan

Or maybe it’s made in Hangzhou

Wherever it’s from

It really looks dumb

That’s why it’s perfect for you

Hey Nazi Don how come you go on

About America outsourcing jobs

That cheap suit you’re in

Comes from Harbin

But you’re cheap an’ it’s perfect for slobs

Yo Nazi Don that suit is the bomb

(But are you sure that it’s fire retardant?)

If you go up in flame

It’ll be such a shame

Can your lawyers sue people in Harbin?

So Nazi Don that long tie you have on

Is it poly or silk? – but hey fella

Whether poly or not

Don’t wear it on your yacht

‘Cause it might get caught in the propella

Hey – Nazi Don that hat that sits on

That bird’s nest that robins could share

Make America Great Again?

But that hat’s made in Shenzhen

Whassup wit dat hat eh – Mein Herr?

Sieg Heil Mein Fuhrer – that white shirt looks purer

Than the white oafs that make up your base

And that bright orange tie

Made in Shanghai

Matches your Orangutan face*

Yeah, Nazi Don rocks with his pricey socks

Thanks to Bangladeshi slave wages

Thirty three cents an hour

All the starch they can devour

Loomed by children of various ages

Nazi Don you are scum as vile as they come

A fascistic windbag of hate

An insecure lout

With a big ugly mouth

Who will certainly make America grate.

*Barking in the Dark in no way intends to demean noble Orangutans everywhere by the comparison to Nazi Don.

© tony powers and Barking in the Dark, 2016. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to tony powers and Barking in the Dark with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Filed under: Humor, Poem, Presidential Politics, writing Tagged: china, Donald Trump, men’s clothing, outsourcing jobs Barking in the Dark is run by Tony Powers, a writer/actor/musician.