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Size Matters Donnie…

Monday, January 23, 2017 12:25
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…And, besides your hands being small, your dick being small, your mind being small, your IQ being small…your crowds are small! One-seventh what the former president drew to D.C. in 2009.

No matter how you lie about it. Pictures don’t lie.

It is now 6 PM eastern time Saturday and people in many cities are still pouring in to join the over six hundred massive protest marches in this country alone. And, the flacks in Trump’s crowd have been blaming the weather for his dismal showing on inauguration day. But this excuse ignores the fact that it was twenty-eight degrees for Obama’s first inaugural and the weather did not matter to the hordes that showed up the day after your inauguration here, and around the globe – as far away as Antarctica – to express their revulsion at the mere sight of you. You are without doubt, and with good reason, the single most reviled, repulsive, person in the world. It is not even so much as that your looks are disgusting…it is the putrefaction emanating from within you.

Yesterday, after an inauguration speech so graceless, so dark, so divisive, so adversarial, so filled with vacuous promises, and yes, lies, today you hit the ground again lying. There does not seem to be an ounce of grace, or humility, or decency within your needy, pathetic, carnival barker being. Instead, you are a fetid stew of misplaced arrogance, braggadocio, insecurity, mixed with an inbred inability to tell the truth, narcissism, womanizing and grotesque grandiosity. In short, while no one is perfect, you are a perfect piece of shit!

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I am sad to admit that it is my fervent hope that your very small, mean nature, and the rapacious greedy nature of the mean spirited ghouls that you have surrounded yourself with, which both you or they, cannot seem to suppress, will hurt the very people who voted for you. Thus a great groundswell for your removal will become hard to ignore by Republicans who will fear their own ouster if they go along with your probable incompetent ruinous mismanagement. As evidence, I give the reader one of your first actions. It was to roll back a discount on the fees for a federal mortgage program that helps middle-class homebuyers!

Didn’t he just say he was going to help the middle class? Is this attack on middle-class homebuyers what he means by; “…we are transferring power from Washington, DC, and giving it back to you, the people.”  What a fucking joke! All you, and people like you, care about is keeping your gnarled veiny old hands on power – whatever it takes, whoever it hurts.  People like you are all about giving…aren’t you all?

Trump has just whined in a speech to the CIA that the media is lying about his crowd size citing a “massive field of people…packed” that did not in fact exist. The photos, Trump implied, were faked by the media.

Yes, his dick may be small, but he himself is a “yuge” prick!


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Filed under: angry rant, not funny., Random Thoughts, satire, writing Tagged: Donald Trump Barking in the Dark is run by Tony Powers, a writer/actor/musician.


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