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Incredible ‘Business-Man’ Has Salary of 10 Regular Men

Saturday, June 30, 2012 17:16
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The Onion isn’t just getting funnier after all these years, they’re also getting better at resending older content to fit current context. Latest example is @TheOnion unearthing this 2009 gem on Twitter this morning to fit in to summer superhero movie season:

Incredible ‘Business-Man’ Has Salary of 10 Regular Men
This invincible, superhuman associate is reportedly able to leap from assistant manager to vice president of operations in a single bound, and is believed to have a secret headquarters somewhere deep within the suburbs, where by night he assumes the identity of a mild-mannered family man.

Go read the rest to find out where this superhero draws his power from. Desk jockeys everywhere will laugh out loud.

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