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US West Coast Nuked – Yellowstone Erupts
According to time travelor and portal skipper by CERN, the entire US Pacific West Coast has been nuked by those 3 missing nukes that went missing several years ago! CERN activates its full potential September 23, 2015 and a time traveler said that the US West Coast was vaporized! Seattle Washington, Portland Oregon and Los Angeles California, these major cities were destroyed!!!!!! All because of the 3 missing nukes that were briefly talked about on infowars.com during the time when millionaire Lindsey Graham threw people off saying that South Carolina was going to be nuked – but that was a bait and switch!!! The 3 missing nukes matches the obliteration of the Pacific West Coast of the USA! All the military units on the West Coast took shelter in the Rocky Mountains and Cheyan Mountains and were left unscathed they survived and celebrated!!! But the civilians on the West Coast all died and were neglected or in some cases were taken to a large holding tank to rot with other dying victims!! The HORROR!!
Any remaining survivors that managed to travel through to the midwest to escape any radiation but because of the chain reaction of those nuclear blasts, the dreaded Yellowstone Park Volcano also blew up shortly thereafter!! Oh THE HORROR! Over 210% of the population on the West Coast died!!… and their teeth fall out of any remaining survivors!!! The good news is, the military personnel hiding inside the bunker mountains were just fine.
The chinese and russian ships in the Pacific ran away as fast as possible so that they won’t be blamed for the attack, but its too late!! The Rothchilds made sure that they recieved their compensation funds for the crisis actors on their boats! Russia and China may have not launched the attack, but Rothchilds made sure they were to be blamed along with Santa Claus with lotsa money!
Israel gave fake nukes to USA Allies South Korea and Japan while that very same Israel government gave the REAL nukes to their communist friends in China and Russia!! This way, the US Allies would be oblitereated too!! This way South Korea and Japan would not be able to avenge the death of Americans because they were given fake weapons by Rothchilds Israel which would be useless against Communist China and Russia!! The Rothchilds made their money!! That weather modification program HAARP is in the hands of the Rothchilds approved military unit so that the East Coast will suffer manipulated weather!!!
ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!!! OH THE HORROR!!!!
Oh the HORROR… but anyways…..
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Thanks for the article MooCow
Sooo, let me get this straight;
210% of the people were killed huh.
Does that mean they were killed, and then killed again?
If everyone died, that would be 100%.
So if 210% died, they all died twice?
Your math is slightly flawed there skippy.
Try again.
I don’t think you get it. This kind of humor just isn’t for you.
I would also like to add that for all of the horrible disasters mentioned here by the MooCow with a 210% death rate this story receives a perfect 10 out of 10 Ooga Booga Booga Points. That is the most points ever awarded. This makes MooCow the single largest holder of Ooga Booga Booga points on planet Earth.
Thanks!
(MooCow hands Clucker a business card and flips card over which reads…..)
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(and a few gold coins)
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GMO….OMG !!
LOL.
Nope, your math is slightly flawed, according to the way you think, we should all die 2.1 times. And remember being a little bit crazy keeps you sane. If you don’t get MooCow’s humor, then maybe you should be looking somewhere else for your info’tainment.
Yes, their conditions were downgraded from dead to extremely dead.
clearly the 105% killed the first time around via nuke were immediately raised from the dead to begin their journey homeward. but the ensuing volcanic blast blew their wings off, hence the new accum to 210%. its really not that hard.
Thank You Mr. MooCow. I have been in hiding since 12-21-12 coming out briefly to check current Headlines. I am very happy it all ends this week.
I have never seen so much foul language in the comment section in 1 post
Guess your not a sensitive/touchy cow…
Hallo FFFtMC,
You make me laugh you silly bar’stood. Keep up the good work.
Boo
I totally get that this is satire. Funny thing is, you’re really not far off from the average article on this “news” site.
Its all about the communications….. it doesnt matter if they say yo asre some “Anit-Semetic”… that label is kind aold and it gains more momentum when you start to see why *they
* would try to suppress this…. https://youtu.be/pdlke3QXMgM
Are you one of the only few to be smart enough to not……
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Counterfeit GMO’d Moo Cow is a FRAUD!
How do I know?
Why, because I AM Cow!
DO NOT READ more MooCow Crap!
Your profile contains no published news stories.! You are a Fake.
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Doom on!
Nibiru’s gonna get-chya
HAARP is gonna get-chya
FEMA’s gonna get-chya
Chem-Trails are going to get you.
Die well.
with sword in hand!
As I have told every so called doctor I have ever happened to have met one way or another in my lifetime, “Being born has been known to cause death.”
F’n eh, Mayhem. F’n eh.
If I might add one,
Muslims hiding under your bed, in your closets and under every rug, are gonna get-chya
There’s Muslims under the bed, death is the only cure-all that actually works and with boots on plus sword in hand i’ll probably fade to oblivion without “soon” ever becoming now.
It is promised there will be a new Kingdom, where there is no sickness, and i’ll see ya’ll on the other side Jordan.
Oh, Ya, and YOU believe the TALL TALE of the white-skinned mangod FABLE, funny believing may-girl!
Go take a swim in your radioactive ocean, blow-hard for the white-skinned mangod FABLE!
For, it will not hurt you!
oops… I forgot about Madrid Fault Lines too….
if you ever wonder about the survivors who THINK they got out unscathed. 
/agenda-21/2015/09/usa-screwed-from-madrid-1514.html
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SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE ALOT OF COINTELPRO/SHILL BUDDIES HERE…WHICH ONE OF YA, is responsible for the downvote button not working, hmmm?!?…when are you going to respect freedom of speech and civil rights?…just curious…of course, you cowards hide behind non-avatars and overweight cows…is that you, f.f.f.t.m.?…only appealing to a very lonely bull, pal…
L. repent.
The article is obviously meant to be humorous. A CERN time traveller blaming Santa Claus for a nuclear attack that caused 210% of west coastians to die. Anyone who takes this seriously, needs to take a step back and contemplate their state of mind. I seriously doubt there is a conspiracy regarding the down vote button. Take a deep breath Layna, relax.
Speaking of avatars….
Is your avatar a picture of Joseph Merrick?
It’s actually Rocky Dennis
Fear…..Porn! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!Fap!Fap!Fap!
Like Looking at a Nuke as it explodes…it’ll Blind you!
From what I’ve read… studies indicate that you WON’T go blind if you’re within 100 feet of the detonation…
FEAR the MooCow!….
Is todays Israel “Gods Chosen People” really your friend? https://youtu.be/pdlke3QXMgM?t=39m9s
Lets see if you are smart enough now to choose to…..
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No Moocow, today’s Israel is no one’s friend. They are a God-less nation of Talmud thumping, anti-Semitic thugs.
A terrorist, aparthied state founded by ashkeNazi, khazarian converts, sons of their father the devil, “the synagogue of satan”.
They have rightfully earned themselves the title of the world’s worst human rights violators, yet nobody mentions them when discussing threats to global security on the evening lies, I mean news…Probably has something to do with the fact that they control the media and their TelePrompTer reading presstitutes. That must be why their illegally manufactured nuclear weapons arsenal is not discussed either…What about their terrorist Samson option? Israel is the source of U.S. foreign policy and never ending middle eastern turmoil. Destabilized nations are much easier to subjugate. Oh, the perks of controlling the issuance of a nation’s currency. Israel’s middle eastern agenda was discussed by Oded Yinon in the 80′s, then it was revised in the PNAC and implemented as U.S. foreign policy by a number of Israeli first dual citizen traitors in the Bush administration. 9/11 is perfect example of how the Zionists treat their so called friends.
Like communism and fascism brought two world wars, to further the control of the Babylonian money masters, Zionism is their latest and most vile agent of action for manifesting their long planned Third World War. There is a reason why the Main Street in Hell-Aviv is called Rothschild Boulevard.
Moocow, I must say this article is “UTTERLY TERRIFYING”
Mostly because it comes from such a credible source, a CERN time traveller/portal skipper. I believe Santa-Claus being blamed might be a pretense to justify a preemptive invasion of the North Pole, so they can take over Santa’s toy factory, exploit the slave labour of the elves and open a central bank.
f.f.f.t.moocow…were you not getting enough attention in the posting area?…that now, you are posting like lynn and lisa, etc.?…and, what a waste of space?…not worth the energy it took to get the attention you were craving for…
L.
Who left the gate unlocked?
to clarify…I was not putting down LIsa & Lynn, or others, that post articles on B.I.N. – it was a general comment…Lisa & Lynn, and others, have the right to post their articles and videos here – I just ask that, what they, and, others post, be current, non-sensational in their intros/headlines and accurate…
L.
guess why all these ‘men’(children) spend so much time critiquing the articles on B.I.N.?…BECUZ, THEY COULDN’T GET A WOMAN TO LOOK AT THEM, LET ALONE, BE WITH THEM IN ANY OTHER SENSE OF THE WORD…DUE TO THEIR FOUL MOUTHS, THEIR LACK OF RESPECT FOR OTHERS, AND THEIR RUDE AND DETRACTIVE MANNER.
I heard the word ‘rapacious’ too, when I was writing this, but, will just give it secondary mention here…is it true?…I guess all of this requires repentance…
L.
There is about as much truth in this article as there is in any of Lyn’s, or Lisa’s. The only difference is, at least this contributor made it obvious that this article was meant to be a joke. You’re being a little dramatic, don’t ya think?
I heard that Layna was actual muslim. her real name is Munchma Quchi
What are you using for bait, MooCow, you’re reeling them in
Tsk tsk, Layna
I thought Layna brought a truck load with her…..Looked like an old fashioned tent revival fit to sour MooCows morning milk production.
(Only due to time and noise, you understand.)
Organic.
Sure, the ENTIRE west coast nuked by 3 hehe
The funny thing is that MooCow is actually better at making fear porn than these other “contributors.” At least he doesn’t try to insult our intelligence by pretending like he thinks it’s true like Dave Hoggs, Lisa Hives, Lynt Leahz, etc.
The stuff that passes for Fear propaganda is beyond pathetic. The MooCow should create a Youtube video filled with tips and invite the three lying profiteer’s to watch.
Who do you think is fatter MooCoW are or the hog?
I would say MooCow is fatter judging by his avatar but “The Hog” isn’t too far behind. I bet Hoggs and Alex Jones get together from time to time to make “predictions” on who can make a cheeseburger disappear faster.
I hereby authorize and officially declare The Clucker to be Vice President in the event MooCow wanders off into the portals of CERN too closely.
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Watch out for those CERN portals and…
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~Potential Future Vice President Clucker
I would VOTE for that.
I might even vote twice. While I Eat more GMO!!!
Clucker, if you do become Vice President, can I be the Minister of Asian chicks?
Would be appreciated!
He just might win by a margin of 210%
Squirrel,
Indeed you will be Minister of Asian Chicks.
My favorite part is…”Over 210% of the population on the West Coast died!!…” I love that new GMO math.
This story rates a full 10 on the 1-10 FEEEEEEER POOOOOOORN@ scale. It is ABSOLUTLY terrifying. The only other story than this to earn a “10″ is the story about the #4 Reactor at Fukushima.
MooCow, you could probably make a good living off of FEEEEER POOOOORN@ and give Lisa Sleaze and Dave Whatshisface a real run for their money.
The MooCow hath spoken, and I for one, believe it.
And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into the heart of the candle of meditation.
So endth todays lesson.
This is some cute fiction. Would make for a good movie perhaps!
210% of all the west-coastians died?!?
OH THE HORROR!!!
Oh here we go again.
Big simple Flaw here:
“Israel gave fake nukes to USA Allies South Korea and Japan”
If somebody gives you a loaded gun and says use it when the time comes,and your life depended on it unless you were a total idiot you would CHECK IT YOURSELF! same with nukes which would be checked carefully after being recieved to make sure in working order for when needed to be used.
That is why this part is a load of rubbish.
Oh you didn’t know? Certain weapons grade deteriorate. Only the original weapons holder knows when “shelf life” is up so they pass it off as quick as possible before it loses its grade and potency.
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This is about the most worthless article yet…. At least it did not claim the moronic information contained in it was “Confirmed” by unknown and never revealed “Secret Sources.”
Would you like to come over for tea Moo? I’d love to beat you, er, uh meet you ,yeah meet you. That’s it.
This article was very creative and fun to read.
WTF are you smoking you fear mongering moron!
If an article containing information from a “CERN time traveler/portal skipper” who blames Santa Claus for a nuclear attack, inspires fear in people, than those people need to come out of their bomb shelters and go see a therapist.
Finally, some news actually “Before It’s News.”
“Over 210% (sic) of the population on the West Coast died!!”
Really??? Wow!!!
You can change it to 230%
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Alright! That’s even better!
dont forget the invasion of the giants moocows and the rise of the furfegs
eat moer gmo if ucry everyteim
230 percent, it’s a hint to 23 september
You know it, Nikolai, because these illuminutties have to tell us their plans in advance. Spot on, my friend, it’s all in the code
Moo.
Got to admit, as good as the story is the titled is a little lacking. That is something you can learn from the fear queens Lisa and Lynn. Needs something like, “You will poop your pants after reading this!!! Lisa, Lynn, and Dave were right! US West Coast Nuked – Yellowstone Erupts, all hell has broke loose one Earth!!”
Too long of a title.
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You dare to critique The Cow!
and don’t be raising your finger at me, sonny 
So long, Mario, its been, well, something and next time you think you hear thunder fear the hoard-of-Moo.
Funny article (some comedy on beforeitsnews for once?)
According to Dr. Jim Garrow the 1-2 nukes were exploded in the middle of the deep ocean. And 2 nukes are “Out of Obama’s control”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVpHufvY3Q&t=3m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzR9C7-RMwQ
People with fake badges who are crowned by multi million dollar corporations no one do not like. Quack doc anybody but they are too obvious. Example Alex Jones lost to David Duke and ran away. I thought he leader, no he just rich man.
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So HORRIFYING it CHILLED ME TO THE BONE!
Wow… glad to see the 157% of Canadians who live in Vancouvert on the Canadian west coast won’t be “Vaporized”… Whats not funny is that so many Americans think the world ends at their borders..?
Typical “self-centered” importance is what makes America so “loved” around the world.
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Good comment.
Wow… glad to see the 157% of Canadians who live in Vancouver on the Canadian west coast won’t be “Vaporized”… Whats not funny is that so many Americans think the world ends at their borders..?
Typical “self-centered” importance is what makes America so “loved” around the world.
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Science fiction or Jew wet dreams for complete authoritarian powers in a NWO where America is powerless.
Your hair looks like lettuce, let me graze on that for a bit.
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NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN!
Look author of doom and gloom, take your ideas, take your concepts and put them all into a nice book of science fiction. You will make millions and keep your audience enthralled with your fictitious stories of doom and gloom.
Nothing will happen on 23 … then you pick up that your posting, fold and stick where it should be …
YOU ARE A TOTAL TROLL/SHILL…’YOU’ GO EAT G.M.O.S, PAL…OH, THAT’S RIGHT, you have done…THAT’S WHY YOU ARE THE WAY YOU ARE!…REPENT. l.
So much “doom and gloom” here that you’d think people would have something better to do.
Let us understand that God is the one who is truly in control and man is the one who is under a delusion that they can conquer his nature. If God wants mankind destroyed, he will make it happen and there is nothing we can do to stop him.
The powers that seem to be are also weak and thus, they prey upon the ignorance of the people to keep their illusion going. Let’s say that a planet like Nibiru comes near this planet, the gravitational forces will be so great that it wouldn’t matter where you are on or inside the planet, there is absolutely nowhere to hide. For those who believe they can hide inside of earth, well, their home will become their graveyard and believe me, you wouldn’t want to stay inside the earth but rather upon it if a major event occurs.
All this nonsense that if a meteor hits the earth and creates a 2 mile diameter hole and that the debris unleashed into the atmosphere will block out the sunlight for years is ridiculous. Not only will gravity dump most of the debris, so will rainfall and thus, certain areas will experience some temporary “darkness” as the ash falls.
Economic collapse:
Any economic collapse will be temporary for there are many good people throughout the world and we will all find ways to work together. Keep in mind that all the money (currency) is a fiat and is nothing but IOU’s and is backed by the productive energies (taxes) of the people.
Have faith my friends for there is so much amazing stuff happening and We The People are the ones who are truly in charge for the republic exists and we know how to enforce it. No longer can the governments operate under a presumption that all people are trustees/sureties for corporations known as Artificial Persons or Legal Fictions and all public servants are going to return to the rightful, de jure, system in which they have a duty (trust indenture) to protect the private, god-given, and unalienable rights of the people.
wow lmao
THANK YOU ALL GOOD CREATURES AND PEOPLE AND THINGS….. I Factory Farms FEAR the MooCow will now peacefully fly away on my Vimana spaceship almond shaped metallic mercury transparent colored plasmatic glob orb of goo and fly away to the next portal where ever possible and comments posts and …..and…
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Udderly Incredible!!!!Finest investigative reporting I’ve EVER SEEN on Bin!
You must live in a bad neighborhood.
Sheesh, you eat with that mouth?
Must be tough to be handicapped with nothing but vulgarity to make your case. The English language is full of words (try a dictionary…..) to convey one’s message, but you are reduced to swear words to fill the void in your argument.
If you had any Oooga booga booga Points, you would have lost them right away. Be gone, you foul-mouthed wanna-be.
Hey Faggot scrutinizer.
Lick my balls you smug sack of shit.
I may be foul mouthed, but at least a dick has never passed my lips unlike you.
Cunt
Delete away you worthless central cum receptacle
“Must be tough to be handicapped with nothing but vulgarity to make your case. The English language is full of words (try a dictionary…..) to convey one’s message, but you are reduced to swear words to fill the void in your argument.”
Point well made.
youpeopleareinsane loses at life.
Clucker, I’ve tried that but it didn’t quite work. Me revision was deleted as well, so let’s try a new strategy:
youpeopleareinsane said, “Oooga booga booga your way right onto my ‘man piece’ you duckling worthless ‘skid mark’.
Delete away you worthless clucking cum receptacle
You maybe untitled to your option on BIN but please keep it clean, Old man Webster can provide plenty of words to describe you feelings without the vulgarity.
Why delete, when we can all sit back and enjoy your nonsensical musings, colored with the brilliant prose typically associated with the most distinctly pathetic of low-life, grasping for attention by trying to be as shocking as possible.
Back in Junior High, that sort of language was indeed shocking. But now, not so much as it is just sad coming from a supposed adult.
Smug, ignorant, arrogant with an unfounded sense of superiority is no way either there skippy.
Familiar with losers are you?
You and your childish friends here find yourselves swarmy and cute don’t you?
The rest of us see children procrastinating doing their homework, punk
I am amused by your silly, childish nonsensical ramblings.
Ignoramuses like yourself think it cute you have your own little club of like minded idiots who are impressed by yourselves.
The rest of us see you for what you really are, I merely pointed it out.
Cant stand that can you?