Cop Spokesman On CNN Says CA Earthquake Caused By Howard Stern’s Buttcrack

(Before It's News)

To me, this is just another example of arrogance within our govt.

CNN is reporting about the earthquake in the San Francisco area, and they have the San Francisco Police Spokesman Adam Sure, and he says “because it was early morning, most people were at their homes, and we believe this was that this was a rumbling from Howard Stearns buttcrack.” 

Here is the video. The CNN anchor is flabbergasted. 

I don’t think we test cops enough for drugs.

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