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April 15–THE SECOND COMING

Sunday, April 3, 2016 10:51
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Is the “second coming” happening on April 15? Some say yes!

It’s no coincidence that Tax day (April 15) is the day when the LORD JESUS CHRIST is scheduled to re-appear on this EARTH. Thanks to recent Obama administration backroom shenanigans, Hillary “Benghazi” Clinton is set to be the new Democrat presidential nominee and this has been planned out so that she will become the new dark overlord of Washington and then THE WORLD!!!

According to experts on the Illuminati, the Rothschilds and other Jews have been plotting this for centuries and it was not until the Anti-Christ, Barack HUSSEIN Obummer came into office (as planned) that wheels were put in motion to create the superstorm of the century which will result in cataclysmic mindfucks the like of which we have never seen.

You probably wonder why the US tax code is so complicated and unintelligible to the common man. It’s no accident! Buried deep within the complicated CODE are the secret rumblings that will bring about the end of civilization AS WE NO IT!! Here is how it will go:

On April 14, Barock WHOSINSANE Obamalamadingdong will abdicate the throne of the US presidency and install the new ruler, evil incarnate himself Hillary RODMAN Clinton and on that day she will reveal herself to be a man with a rock-hard crimson throbbing scepter beneath her pantsuit who is none other than SATAN himself!! As the day passes into April 15, TAX DAY!!, using her ample buttocks she will suction up all the money Americans turn over to the government and redistribute it to Syrian refugees who will then become the overlords of all AMERICA and decent hard-working AMERICANS will suffer a living hell.

This has been foretold. Do not come to me crying when it happens, or when it doesn’t happen. I am just the messenger here. 

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