Don’t be depressed. Get happy with a new Caption Contest!

(Before It's News)

This is the 80th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t Sig94):

You know the drill:

• Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
• The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! 
• FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
• Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. 

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un says “조선민주주의인민공화국” (translation : “I’m better than Obama in every way, including churning out bullshit. North Korea rules!”)

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 26, 2014.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!

~Eowyn

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