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Straight Outta the Twitter-Tubes: 10 Funniest United Airlines Reactions

Tuesday, April 11, 2017 17:17
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By Biff Spackle

Spirit Airlines is cheaper, but you have to kick your own ass and throw yourself off the plane

— vonTraphaus (@vonTraphaus) April 11, 2017

Drag me off a plane after I lawfully purchased a ticket and I’m gonna be holding a press conference in a wheel chair in under 24 hours.

— Agent Gribbles (@FriendlyNerd) April 10, 2017

@BecksWelker I recommend you purchase United’s $59 Personal Protection Pass add-on. Buys you one free swing before the cops beat dat ass.

— Bina (@BasciallyBlack) April 10, 2017

*arrives on the United Airline overbooked flight with full bdsm gear* LET’S DO THIS

— orange shirt guy (@awkwardphilippe) April 11, 2017

Air Force One (1997): Harrison Ford must protect and defend his family from a group of United Airlines flight attendants.

— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) April 11, 2017

United Airlines is pleased to announce new seating on all domestic flights- in addition to United First and Economy Plus we introduce….

— McNeil (@Reflog_18) April 10, 2017

We’ll know the USA is serious about removing Assad from Syria when we send in United AIrlines.

— PaulPoteetDotCom (@PaulPoteet) April 11, 2017

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Overbooked. Any volunteers?

— Joe Peoples (@JoePeoples) April 11, 2017

No idea who created this, but sharing anyway as quite frankly I think it’s hilarious 😂 #UnitedAirlines

— Mike Pattinson (@MikePattinson) April 11, 2017

United Airlines prepares to re-accommodate overbooked passengers.

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 11, 2017

Hat tip: BadBlue Real-Time News. 

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