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Dale the Doll: I Will Prevail
Saturday, October 6, 2012 12:10
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The human may have me in these embarrassing “My First Halloween” onsies, but I tell you, she hasn’t got a chance. I have a master plan to turn her back into her zombie self -
Why? You may ask. Well, zombies are controllable and humans are not, especially this wacky redhead. She’s working on a haunted mirror right now for the dining room. She got the first coat of paint on it and plans to make the frame all heavy and ornate gilded gold. Freaking scary! She’s insane, I tell you! Besides, she looks a helluva lot better as a zombie, more doll-like.
So, I’ve had a few attempts at turning her with changing her caffeinated coffee to decaff and trying to introduce her to some spice or bath salts, but those zombie turning methods didn’t work, so I’m on to some more creative endeavors. I will keep you posted. Hopefully, soon, one of these will take hold and I can master this well respected blog and have an audience for my doll musings.
Hey, and don’t any of you tell The Human, or I’ll have to come after you!
2012-10-06 12:00:34
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