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Detroit’s Own Dr. Frankenstein Arrested
Saturday, January 19, 2013 11:31
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93 year old Clarence Bright was scheduled to be buried on Saturday at Gethsemane Cemetery, but his descent into his final resting place was postponed due to a recent rain. Rather than attempt to bury him in the mud, his coffin was moved out of the elements and next to a nearby mausoleum on the cemetery grounds where it was left for the weekend. By Monday, the casket was reported stolen and Clarence was nowhere to be found.
Police followed up on a lead that involved a white van spotted in the graveyard around the time of the disappearance, and the following day, they found the same vehicle parked at a local gas station. Inside the panel van they found two men, both alive, and one empty casket.
As it turns out, Bright’s body was actually stolen by his “extremely religious” 48 year old son who was planning on resurrecting his dead father from through “the power of prayer”. Within an hour, they had discovered Clarence hidden in his son’s basement freezer.
Extremely religious and extremely psycho. Resurrecting the dead through scientific means, while just as psychotic, isn’t quite as weird as trying to do it with your mind. You use tools, machines, etc. I’m a sucker for the old Universal Monster movies, unfortnately, this doesnt quite measure up. Muhahaha -Mort
They should release the son, as he was trying his best to revive his Dad. He believed he could do it and he was attempting to try. They should have let him go through with it.
amateurs – sigh.
ive done this myself dozens of times, though not with prayer. that stupid book has done so much harm to the human race its unbelievable. anyway, for people considering this at home, you shouldnt freeze the corpse ever – keep it cold yes, but dont freeze it.
i can post detailed instructions for people if they can convince me they will only resurrect people of good will, and with some degree of intelligence, the last thing we need is more idiots in this world.
Had he installed the bolt in the neck yet?