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Moon Astronaut Admits On Deathbed…Obama Could Be An Alien
Moon astronaut admits on deathbed : « Obama could be an alien »
by Bob Flanagan
Anthony « Irish » Thompson, the last NASA astronaut to set foot on the moon, has deceased yesterday at St-Church hospital in Chicago at the venerable age of 98. Before he died, the astronaut revealed top classified information that shocked his family, friends and the whole NASA community.
« He was being operated for a tumor in his lung, but the operation was too much for the old man » explains his only son. « He wouldn’t take any painkillers, he wanted to stay awake during the whole operation » he recalls.
It is just some moments later when a lung was punctured that the famous astronaut felt his life slowly fading away. « He grabbed me by the hand and held my ear next to his mouth. He then told me all about how Obama was not human, but a hybrid being: half-human, half alien » he explains, still visibly under the shock of such a revelation.
« I never believed in aliens, but my dad went to the moon and worked for NASA all his life. He worked in Area 51 for more then 20 years. I don’t know what to think, but I had to tell the world, just in case it’s true ».
It is not the first time a high ranking official has accused Obama of possibly being an alien. Iran’s secret services have also claimed a similar story since his election in 2008.
UPDATE this is apparenly a SATIRE site aka the source
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Obama is an ILLEGAL Alien, a dope smoking numb skull who when you take away the teleprompter speaks and sounds no different from the Ghetto Ape that rides on back of your local trash truck. I’m quite sure real extraterrestrials are considerably more intelligent than he is.
If memory serves correctly, the Russians were sending chimps into outer space back in the late 1960′s. I wonder if any of them ever escaped?
even though your remark is blatantly racist, it gave me the biggest belly-laugh I’ve had in days! thank you.
Really, really bad, But one of the best jokes I have heard in a while. Good one!!!
The last man on the moon was Eugene Cernan, and he is still alive.
Gene Cernan gave an interview saying not once but twice..Buzz wants to go back to Mars, its still on youtube
Whatever he is one thing I do know. These politicians are all EVIL/GREEDY/FRAUDULENT/MONEY HUNGRY BLOOD SUCKING DEMONS! DONT”T VOTE FOR ANY OF THEM. ALL ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED!
If is Birth Certificate is false…Then he is an Alien!
maatkare
The last man on the moon was Eugene Cernan, and he is still alive.
This is correct, and it serves to remind people of the importance of checking out stories rather than believing every thing you read.
Remember- 95% of what you know you can’t prove…
Who, why, what, when? Who is this man, ‘been to the moon’, looks like his dad was full of sht.
WOW
Mr Jeffery Pritchett, if you can make up a story this ridiculous and have people believe it !! then you’re really wasting your talents here on BIN.
I have to agree with Monnkz on this one. Why on earth would you put such a fabrication on
BIN? Eugene Cernan was the last man to walk on the moon. Why on earth would you
waste your time? Do a little research first huh?
While most think its strange, its not if you do quite a bit of research, they are All the Serpent Seeds aka Reptilians and alot are Clones, Obama a Clone of an Egyptian, Putin you can find a Clone of him also..they all have one thing in common, they are all RH Negative blood types..Obama..McCain..Prince Charles and the entire english royal family..Bush and Bush, Clinton, Reagan, Putin, Eisenhower, Nixon, Johnson, Carter, JFK, Hitler, Churchill, FDR, Stalin and so on and so on, thats why their eyes always give them away..look at this bieber when he was arrested, his eyes changed, Oprah samething happened when she was interviewing someone and she has 6 toes to boot.