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Top 10 Bizarre Things Sold on Amazon

Monday, August 31, 2015 10:45

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Once you go beyond books, DVDs, textbooks and computers, this online superstore can be a very bizarre place. Here are just ten examples:

10. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

The crazy cat lady action figure looks nothing like The Simpsons’ show character. It more or less looks like a G.I. Jane character. Not very friendy with kids. But I am sure they lure customers on the premise that it has something to do with The Simpsons.

9. Stop Eating Poop!

“Stop Eating Poop contains Glutamic Acid to prevent dogs from eating their own poop. It also assists dog owners control stool and urine odor. Peppermint and parsley help to eliminate bad breath.The peppermint and parsley are clearly essential for the dog who enjoys an occasional meal of poo. This product is not meant for human consumption

8. Gay Attraction Body Mist

According to the product review, “Man To Man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays Attract other Gays.” I thought tighty whiteys and cosmos were already doing that!

7. 1 lb. of Fat

Putting William Shakespeare’s not-so funny jokes and puns aside, this yellow blob, which costs $34.99, could be a great weight-loss motivator for those who are trying to lose weight. But nevertheless it is too gross for my eyes.

6. Tank

For only $19,995 you can own your very own battle tank. This tank carries a crew of up to five internally and one externally. Includes head/tail lights and a 400 watt premium PA system. If you are unsure whether this tank is the one for you, check out this excerpt from one of the reviews on amazon:

I’ll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I’ve purchased overpriced, so-called “battle tanks”, then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar. But not this baby, no way.

It looks like a great deal to me!

5. Liquid Ass Fart Spray

I am speechless on this one. Here is an excerpt from their product description: “Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this powerpacked, superconcentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul buttcrack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”