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Happy Birthday Kim Jong Un

Sunday, February 8, 2015 0:29

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Diogenes Middle Finger The North Korean Bureau of Middle Finger News Service

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(MFNS – Pyongyang) – Today, February 8th, in the year of their Dear Leader 2015, the People of North Korea came together to celebrate the birthday of DPRK Leader Kim Jong-un. While the actual date of his birth is disputed, Kim himself sets the date every year, and this year he chose today.

Leader Kim rose early Sunday for a walk and a hearty breakfast before tweeting a birthday announcement to the world……

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Under the able leadership of Kim, the prosperous North Korean people were able to give lovely to a secret restoration to portions of the People's Palace, built by his grandfather and founder of the North Korean Peoples Republic, as a birthday present to Kim. Dear Leader was unaware what was in store for this birthday…..

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A totally surprised Kim inspects his new tastefully decorated private bed chambers done up by Kim's wife, Comrade Ri Sol-ju, with all the amenities including his and her double beds.

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Because of Kim's lengthy illness and disappearance from his adoring people late last year, the Nork People built Kim an exercise facility with state of the art equipment to help their beloved leader's journey back to good heath and a long life. Kim seem very pleased.

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But the big hit of this years celebration was the presentation of “The Peoples Pool” Kim's very own private heated indoor swimming pool equipped with imported westernhigh capacity

urine filtration system and a lush Caribbean decor.