Joking about the system

Thursday, March 5, 2015 23:10

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Q: What do you get when a cross a long drug habit, a quick temper, and a gun?

A: A life sentence for murder

And,

Q: What do you get when you cross a large corporation, 40 tons of poison, and at least 8,000 dead human beings?

A: Retirement with full pay and benefits. Warren Anderson, CEO of Union Carbide. Bhopal.

Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in the subways of Tokyo?

A: A terrorist.

And,

Q: What do you call someone who puts poison (cyanide) into groundwater?

A: A capitalist: CEO of a gold mining corporation.

“I have no country to fight for; my country is the Earth, and I am a citizen of the World.” – Eugene V. Debs

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