Meet the White House Dossier Staff

(Before It's News)

I’m always amused when people tell me to “ask someone on my staff” to do something.

That’s a problem. Here is the staff.

From left to right: Misha, Geronimo, B’yehly – “whitey” in Russian, without the racial connotations – and Onyx.

You see, while dedicated and loyal, they are not great with follow-through. It’s pretty much useless to ask them to do anything.

This is not exactly investigative journalism going on here.

I did think of one way of putting them to work. I’m making them the Complaint Department. Please address your issues to them.

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