From This day Forward…

In this day and age when a white woman can identify as an Indian Native American or even pretend to be black despite their obvious apperance, or a time when man can put on a dress and a little makeup and is said to be courageous for saying he is really a woman, I do hereby declare that from this day forward, I, Diogenes, shall identify as a black female homosexual.

This will side-step any chance of future self inflicted damage to my esteem due the actions of my far distant ancestors on others different from themselves, and also relieves me from apologies or any perceived guilt on my part or others for the color of my skin. And this declaration I make today will also defend against some in society who may make snide remarks about ones normal healthy sexual practices or disdain for ones ability to procreate without the use of a Turkey Baster.

Now, can anyone recommend any good hair products for a Nubian Princess.  OKAY THEN, get outa my face you oppressor pigs!