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According to that woman’s report, Presidential Businessman Donald Trump hires elite bodyguards who are not human but are from UFO space fleets!! These elite bodyguards will not only beat you up, but they will hug you!
Since Donald Trump analyzes EACH and EVERY PERSON NEAR HIM and Trump’s staff also has every information at everyone at every rally and public meeting more than the current President of USA combined!! Trump has bodyguards who are UFO space aliens!! The more vicious ones are the ones who are only 4 ft tall! THOSE are the ones to definetly stay away from!
Donald Trump knows how vicious they are and if any threatening crazies do anything bad, they will zap them and they disappear!! Its like the Men in Black but they have the zapper ray which will teleport all intruders to the surface of the Sun!
Good businessman with good UFO bodyguards!
Trump’s vice president also has her own bodyguard too!
They also like to……Eat More GMO
Have you been snorting too many GMO’s again Mr MooCow ?
The men in Black…oops, that’s racist, sorry, er, the Men in Dark Clothing are only there to protect El Trumpo’s Mountain Alpaca Wig
Snort less GMO’s,drink more Beer
Careful! In America they are using GMO beer….. “anheuser busch” brands.
Eat More GMO