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Will David Cameron be forced out as Prime Minister as affair with pig becomes known?

Monday, September 21, 2015 7:37
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Ham-fisted David Cameron is now a national laughing stock, writes Kevin Maguire – Kevin Maguire – Mirror Online

David Cameron holds a piglet, one of the two which he has donated to Coggs Farm, Witney

Proud David Cameron is being widely mocked over the dead pig allegations. And the po-faced Prime Minister will be hating every second of it

So come on, Dave: Did you or did you not stick your manhood into the mouth of a dead pig ?

Yes or No? It’s a straightforward question deserving a simple, honest answer.

You’d be silly to tell porkies or ham up outrage when the butcher is vengeful Tory billionaire onetime benefactor Michael Ashcroft.

And Downing Street trotting out an initial, evasive “no recollection” is hilarious.

How stoned would somebody have to be if they’re unable to remember inserting a todger between a deceased animal’s lips?

Men I know would issue a furious denial if falsely accused of this unusual behaviour.

Dave won’t like what the public reads into No 10 pompously decreeing he will not “dignify” the debauchery charges with a response.

Perhaps, Dave, you now think it was distasteful to slaughter Ed Miliband for eating a bacon sarnie.

The flak he received was a picnic compared with the ridicule heading your way.

PA Ham and high: David Cameron on the campaign trail with a pig

Tories who mocked Jeremy Corbyn as weird over a beard and photographing manhole covers will be turning vegetarian when their guy’s linked to bestiality and necrophilia.

It’s a crying shame there is no Prime Minister’s Questions this week or 100,000 could’ve emailed Corbyn to ask Cameron about animal welfare and meat hygiene standards.

Spurned Ashcroft’s damaged himself to harm Cameron in his book Call Me Dave, bitter not a good look after £8m failed to buy a big political job.

But the mockery, a powerful political weapon, hurts Cameron, a proud man who takes himself seriously.

We knew of Druggy Dave’s fondness for narcotics.

The claim he lied about Ashcroft’s tax status is dangerous. Yet it’s the penis-pig charge which strips Cameron of his dignity.

Voters all over for Britain are sniggering at the Tory leader.

The story will go around the world. Foreign leaders are laughing behind his back. No matter how we slice it, Dave’s a pervert.

Unless, that is, he can prove it isn’t true. Over to you, Davey boy.

PM rocked by extraordinary claims from former Tory treasurer Lord Ashcroft that he was in a ‘dope smoking group’ and took part in a debauched initiation, but No 10 says it ‘does not recognise’ the accusations

David Cameron allegedly took drugs and enjoyed wild evenings with an Oxford dining club known for its debauched parties, it was claimed last night.

The sensational claims that the Prime Minister was in a “dope smoking group” called the Flam Club and took part in a debauched initiation, were made in an unauthorised biography Call Me Dave by ex-Tory peer Lord Ashcroft – long seen as a thorn in the side of the Tory chief – according to the Daily Mail.

The billionaire philanthropist has been at war with Mr Cameron for years and wrote the sensational biography after the Prime Minister allegedly failed to give him a “significant” job.

Sources close to the Prime Minister said they “do not recognise” the sensational allegations in a book by former Tory treasurer Lord Ashcroft after the pair reportedly fell out.


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