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A (limited) list of interlinked Zionist atrocities in Gaza
http://simplyjews.blogspot.com/ For a regular peaceful person what minds his/her own business and doesn’t deal with all kinds of the cloak and dagger stuff on daily basis, connecting some dots to get a full picture is close to impossible. So this post is going to help y’all out, folks, with a veritable net of the above mentioned atrocities and connection thereof to each other.
What, you might ask, do items like flooding, chewing gum, eagles and piranhas have in common? Let’s find out.
Several years ago, after a few years of field use, Hamas scientists got on the case of a secret aphrodisiac Mossad was pushing into Gaza.
“This ‘sex chewing gum’ is a product containing aphrodisiacs. It boosts sex drive. One of the ingredients is ‘royal jelly’, or honey bee milk. It stimulates the central nervous system and acts as an aphrodisiac. This type of product is banned by international law,” states the director of Gaza medical services Mutaz El Khaldy.
At the time, the secret aphrodisiac ingredient could be kept stable only in the chewing gum, but our boffins have overcome this limitation since. Now it could be added to any liquid, and there isn’t even a need to drink it: a mere skin contact will suffice to produce a raging 24 hours erection in any male from age 11 to 120. But the water supply in Gaza is tightly controlled by Hamas intelligence service, so another way to introduce the aphrodisiac had to be found.
And the nature provided it. As you know, it is a time honored tradition* that every year the Zionists open the dams to flood the defenseless inhabitants of Gaza. The bright egghead that proposed to add a few vials of the aphrodisiac to the water every time a dam is prepared to being open, got a commendation from the Elders HQ. And thus the operation “Wet and Horny” was conceived. And is being executed as we speak.
But the wondrous chemical was only a part of the deal. Not only does the perpetual state of horniness make the swimming in the flood waters extremely uncomfortable, the Zionists trained sharks, piranhas and the nightmarish pacu to feed on any outstanding bits of the swimmers’ anatomy.
But what, you will ask, if the enterprising erection-suffering swimmer decided to use the backstroke style, thus protecting that extremity from the waterborne attackers? The answer to that question is an additional masterpiece of the operation.
The avian operatives, like the Agent P98, presented above, with make mincemeat of the situation in no time. As will do many other, trained by Mossad, birds of prey. With pleasure.
More disclosures of the diabolical Zionist atrocities to follow.
(*) Of course, Zionists always tell that there are no dams to be opened, that Gazans should build better drainage with all that mortar and metal they use for the tunnels and Qassams etc. They have even forced their puppets at Al Jazeera to publish a retraction. But you know how they control everything, media included.
Source: http://simplyjews.blogspot.com/2016/02/a-limited-list-of-interlinked-zionist.html
