Leonardo Dicaprio's Oscar Statue Reported Stolen
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Beverly Hills – The LAPD told MFNS they are investigating a break-in at the home of Academy Award winner Leonardo Dicaprio.
Mr. Dicaprio reported to authorities he was victim of a home invasion early Monday morning, and his Academy Golden Oscar Statue was stolen. According to shaken and bloodied Dicaprio, after arriving home about 4:30am from the Academy Awards after-parties, two individuals described by Dicaprio as ski mask wearing California Black Bears forced their way into the residence and proceeded to rough up Dicaprio, crapped on the kitchen floor and ran away with his Academy Award.
The LAPD spokesman refused comment on rumors Dicaprio was sodomized by the bears, but witness at the scene told us Mr. Dicaprio held a very tight grip on his belt and refuse suggestions from officers to sit during the interview and investigation.
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