Donald and Hillary Walk Into a Bar
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DONALD TRUMP and HILLARY CLINTON are in a bar.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says,
“The media are really tearing you apart for ‘That Scandal’.”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes
counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified
material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails
and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax
evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign
countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our
own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123-Technologies $300 Million, and then
it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and
hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Whitewater, Travelgate, the suspicious
real estate deals, Vince Foster’s sudden suicide?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke Deal? “
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? “
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius
shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500
MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months later they
declared bankruptcy and then were bought by the
Chinese ?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector
General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the
White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one”.
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You forgot when she was removed by her own democratic peers in the Watergate trials for being too unethical.
YOu forgot Obama’s the Antichrist.
YOU People Are F*cking Cowards, Know That? Where’s Ur F*cking Backbone Huh? Breaking 10-Ton Elephant In Room (Video) /obama/2016/07/you-people-are-fcking-cowards-know-that-wheres-ur-fcking-backbone-huh-breaking-10-ton-elephant-in-room-video-2475591.html
You are a nut-ball. I can’t stand the negro in the White House, either, but he’s not “the anti-Christ”…. this fictional character you Bible thumpers go on about.
According to the Bible, “anti-Christ” was already at work in the world DURING JESUS’ TIME. Even Paul said it in his letters to the Thessalonians I do believe. And anti-Christ, despite popular misunderstanding, does not mean ‘against Christ’, but rather INSTEAD OF Christ. Or OTHER THAN Christ, meaning a REPLACEMENT MESSIAH.
Sure enough, there does seem to be some people who look to the negro in the White House as some kind of god…. but, be that as it may, he’s not worshipped as The Messiah by any church or religion, Bozo.
Your “Obama’s the anti-Christ and I am the Messiah” posts are just reflicted. That’s a word I made up just for you: Reflicted. It’s a cross between retarded and afflicted. Fits you and your ilk perfectly, doesn’t it? Yes it does. Enjoy.
Just another neeger thieving.
Humm, how come the frenchie didn’t answer you back with this: he claims not only to be Jesus – the Messiah but he also says he’s got the IQ ‘digne’ of the Mensa League…
Nothing says Buddhist like barging into an unrelated comment thread and shouting “YOU People Are F*cking Cowards, Know That?”
Obama probably IS the freekin’ AntiChrist and I knew the Devil personally (Hell , I was married to HER ass for a year) !!! But King of Jambalaya ,once again it sounds like you’ve put one to many “Magic Mushrooms” in your mumbo jumbo Gumbo !!! Find the caterpillar smoking the hookah on his giant toadstool and go ask Alice…..I think she’ll know !!!
Cowards – whaaaaat, just look how the land of the free and home of the brave took it too the Man in Boston and let me just add, that one kid might have had a BB Gun or worse a Water Pistol hiding in that boat
As far as those hiding behind the curtain watching and filming while they’re fellow Americans, at gun point and their hands held high were led out of they’re own houses, if not for those hiding behind the curtain filming Like Dave Hodges among others
Americans would never know what too do next time, so now other Americans know, keep you’re hands high and you’re mouth shut, like everyone else that day and come out and cheer like a real American, pat a few on their tush and a hug for a job well done
Just Pat, Dave – No Squeezing or Humping – You Hot Dog Lover
They are from our Government and they’re there too Help, same as every other Country Worldwide including yours KOS
Vote For Me For Real Change
http://aanirfan.blogspot.com/2016/05/larry-nichols-clinton-trump-mossad-cia.html
http://aanirfan.blogspot.com/2015/09/donald-trump-nazi-zionist.html
Hillary: “I remember coming under sniper fire” March 1996
Trump: “No, the other one.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BfNqhV5hg4
And “Swiper” Fire for trying to steal the legitimate votes from Bernie Sander’s in the california primary !!! I gues that there really IS no honor among thieves is there ?!!!
Hillary: “You mean when I covered for Bill flying dozens of times on registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s jet the “Lolita Express” reportedly outfitted with a bed where passengers had group sex with young girls and allegedly had a team of traffickers who procured girls as young as 12 to service his friends on “Orgy Island,” an estate on
Epstein’s 72-acre island, called Little St. James, in the U.S. Virgin Islands.?”
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/05/13/flight-logs-show-bill-clinton-flew-on-sex-offenders-jet-much-more-than-previously-known.html
Trump: “No the other one.”
Hillary: “When I said nothing about the running of guns to Mexico criminals without tracking the guns and without knowledge of Mexican government under a program call fast and furious then using that to try and blame the 2nd Amendment to pass more anti-gun laws when said guns came back across the boarder and were used to kill Americans?”
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/08/atf-tries-to-block-fast-and-furious-whistle-blower-from-publishing-book.html
Trump: “No the other one”
Hillary: “When Bill and I illegally kept hundreds of sensitive FBI background files in our private Whitehouse quarters?”
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/01/14/hillary/
Trump: “No the other one”
Hillary: “How I helped the media fictionalize you having ties to the KKK even though my “friend and mentor” was Sen. Robert Byrd who was a KKK member and led his local Klan chapter?”
http://conservativetribune.com/video-hillary-loves-kkk/?sc=iar
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2010/06/what_does_an_exalted_cyclops_do.html
Trump: “No the other one.”
That’s why you have too Vote For Me for real change, this time, not like last time or before or before or before that look how I handled that old guy who thought he was going too say something about our BFF Israel as we all know it was mooslims on 911
https://youtu.be/tT51dosVrxY
And the barman say’s ‘Sorry Mr Trump but NO DOGS ALLOWED.