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Obama Passover…only 10 days left…The Whistleblower

Saturday, April 5, 2014 13:43
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Obama Passover

This year ironically Passover begins April 15. Instead of spreading lambs’ blood over your doors like the Jews in Egypt did, we suggest you put out your Obama/Biden sign, T-shirt, or bumper sticker. This should be placed sometimes the night before on the 14th and remain there until nightfall on the evening of April 22, 2014. This will by The weDownload”>insure your loyalty to President Obama and you and your household members will be spared from arrest and detention by Homeland Security. No one, I repeat, no one will be placed in a FEMA camp, have their property seized or suffer loss of life if they follow these simple instructions.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpiz2-0eDy0

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If you have thrown away the ↑ loyalty items, then contact the WH, maybe we can send something to save your pathetic ass. Remember, you are all my servants but I will take care of my royal subjects.

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  • I like to catch all your errors such as below where you say Jews:
    Israelites are not called Jews!

    This year ironically Passover begins April 15. Instead of spreading lambs’ blood over your doors like the Jews in Egypt did …

    Ex 12:3-8

    3 Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel, saying, In the tenth day of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb, according to the house of their fathers, a lamb for an house:

    4 And if the household be too little for the lamb, let him and his neighbour next unto his house take it according to the number of the souls; every man according to his eating shall make your count for the lamb.

    5 Your lamb shall be without blemish, a male of the first year: ye shall take it out from the sheep, or from the goats:

    6 And ye shall keep it up until the fourteenth day of the same month: and the whole assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it in the evening.

    7 And they shall take of the blood, and strike it on the two side posts and on the upper door post of the houses, wherein they shall eat it.

    8 And they shall eat the flesh in that night, roast with fire, and unleavened bread; and with bitter herbs they shall eat it.
    KJV

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