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I AM AN ALIEN! And if you think it’s a joke you are seriously mistaken…
I am an Alien Part 1/2 is now ready for your mind and eyes!.. Pick up where you left at in the article… Becoming aware that I was a human and mutated into an ET endowed with cosmic power makes me understand why the “subhuman” I was once upon a time, envy my predictive talents so much.
But being ordered by the force to stop doing what I did for years and start educating the masses on the reality of ET by turning into one, is still a shock to me.
In no way would anyone believe I could ever stop writing about the news and making predictions publicly. Not only was I ordered to stop doing so, but also to create a new FB page and concentrate on my Universal ET/UFO teachings instead.
What I used to do for the public openly must become private or for my VIP’s only, because those predictions and rational human teachings are not for share anymore. In fact if it was not for that dramatic revelation and visitation May 23rd 2015, I would be out there “spamming” my friends pages and posting on various groups. I am allowed to do this only when it become a forced necessity! http://www.drturi.com/i-am-an-alien-part-1/
You’re a buddy of that nut of Geir right ?? Another **** frenchie??
Take me seriously but do not challenge my tiny brain…
Dr. Turi: ‘I’m an alien with a tiny brain.’
Well now. Did someone spike your wheatgrass cocktail with sodium pentothal? Why this newfound honesty about yourself, Doc? Next I guess you’ll be giving back all the money you fleeced from ignorant widows and their distraught daughters.
Good things come in strange packages.
So in your pitiful mind, you are smarter than all my clients, students and patients? You will never get closer to any one of us mentally…http://www.drturi.com/phoenix-voyage-public-endorsments/
Why, WALTER is the self-proclaimed KING of the christo-CREEPS of BIN!!!
Jed Bozza is from NJ and thinks he communicates directly with an imaginary white-skinned mangod!
For, in reality, Jed is a LUNATIC!
A very dangerous Lunatic, because if Jed had his way, NO ONE would be allowed on earth that did not worship Jed’s imaginary white-skinned mangod named jesus!
Do NOT bother reading the “all male written”book of insane MALE babble!
“Harry Potter” is a much better read!
WALTER “”Dr. Turi: ‘I’m an alien with a tiny brain.” “Well now. Did someone spike your wheatgrass cocktail with sodium pentothal?”"
Now you’re getting it… well said.
Doc, you really need to learn the difference between “patients” and dupes with too much money.
Now here’s where I got a real good chuckle:
“But being ordered by the force to stop doing what I did”
The Force? Really? You’re a Jedi, now? When Yoda took you to Dagobah, did you manage to raise your X-Wing, from the swamp?
Just when I think you can’t get any sillier, you pull out Star Wars crap…..
You’re still a frenchie…
If I was stuck in a life raft with: A FRENCHIE, A REDNECK & A TURBAN. The frenchie would be the first I’d throw overboard.
Holdin my stomach laughin……IT HURTS!
@CrowPie
And I’m DEAD SERIOUS 2
So….. I guess the rest of us are still subhuman? With our body/mind/spirit complex WE are more powerful than any alien or half ET.
Or maybe I should have said half baked ET.
Vanity, all is vanity….turi proves this very definitely
Turrdi
“But being ordered by the force to stop doing what I did for years…” What you mean the government refused to pay you anymore welfare?
Nah, he met Obi-Wan Kenobi, and The Force told him to stop….
What? Not Obama win Kenobi and his sour grapes, twice?
When is the next “special-giveaway” Leon? It’s just that you pull this stunt several times a year, well for the last 5 or 6 anyway, where you tell us how spoilt your VIP’s are and the rest of us plebes can just suck it.
Only to have you back doing the same old, same old, within the week.
Yawn.
Yeah, but he’ll have Yoda hanging around, now.
I look forward to trying to take his light saber off him and shoving it up…. wait, what if it goes like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjEcj8KpuJw
Monty Python- The Black Knight Fight
@mayhem
… shoving it where his sun don’t shine??