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Sun Destroys Earth in Fall of 2015
Friday, August 7, 2015 11:27
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Its the End of The World!
The Western and Eastern Ice Caps have melted!! The Terror! The Horror! Only the beloved GMOs can save you!
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Finally, an article that gets back to the fundamental bedrock of beforeitsnews. Though I’m a little skeptical this came down from the elites, since you haven’t cited Lindsey Williams, and, without giving a date, there’s the off chance you could be a false prophet, I still believe you’ve demonstrated what it takes to move on to being a “Featured” reporter, ready for a glorious career click whoring! Provided a real job is out of the question, of course…
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You do realise they are forecasting a mini ice age? The last one started in the 1500′s and ended in 1850. The worst year was 1816, the year without a summer, immortalised as “1800 and froze to death”.
Well done, MooCow. See what I did, there?
It’s very well-written, since you’re typing with hooves. Impressive.