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Vladimir Putin may come across as a total asshole to us in the West, but at home he has a cult following, consistently winning over 80% of voters in opinion polls. One of the latest examples of this is a new 2016 limited edition calendar that focuses purely on Putin.
Published by Russian newspaper Zvezdi I Soveti (Stars and Advice), the calendar, which contains some topless shots, has been flying off shelves for 78 roubles ($1). It’s so popular in fact that the 200,000 copies are nearly sold out, but thankfully CNN managed to secure the last copy at one Moscow newspaper kiosk.
Is it as good as it sounds? Yes, yes it is.
“Christmas fills the hearts of millions of Russians with joy. This holiday harks back to the beginning of our spiritual traditions, to the ideals of love and mercy which have for centuries united the nation and helped us to hold out in times of tough challenges and difficulties.”
“Russia has got infinite nature! It was given to us – yes, that’s the right word -by God!”
“I like all Russian women. I personally think Russian women are the most talented and the most beautiful.”
“A love for sport is established in childhood, in a family. A love for sport is inconsistent with tobacco, with alcohol, and with drugs.”
“Victory Day is our joint holiday because the Great Patriotic War was a battle for the future of humanity. Our fathers and grandfathers went through unbearable suffering, sacrifices and losses. They were fighting till the death. They showed us an example of nobility and true patriotism.”
“What should you live for? I think — for kids, for grandkids — it’s been always worth living for our motherland. And it’s worth it today and in the future to live for it and to create. What else?”
“My enthusiasm for active sport, like for many others, came during youth. And it hasn’t changed over the years.”
“As for fishing, I love it and always take what are unfortunately rare chances to sit with some fishing tackle.”
“The generosity of the soul of our people doesn’t run dry. Their kindness, tenderness, cordiality, the kindest noble human feelings and intentions don’t end.”
“No one will succeed in gaining military superiority over Russia. Our army is modern, effective and — as they now say — polite and formidable. We have enough will, force and courage to protect our freedom.”
“Dogs and I have very warm feelings for one another.”
“Dear friends! The New Year is coming. It’s time to say the warmest words to your loved ones, to thank them for their understanding and reliability, their patience and care. Happy holiday!”
“I think a lifetime is not long enough to visit all corners of our country — even those most bright and authentic ones.”
The gauntlet has been thrown down, Obama.
h/t CNN
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