Strange occurrences happen on a ranch in Arizona, and bigfoot might be the culprit. Livestock and pets disappear with no explanation. One dog, a watchdog that the owner claims wasn’t afraid of anything, was found with its neck broken, and thrown up into the limbs of a tree.
I apologize, I was drunk. It’s just the regular superhero syndrome, at first I did not control my powers. Glad you did not mention the cow… Admit, I woke up clinging a half eaten hoof. Everybody’s young sometime and we all make mistakes… Really sorry about the dog, but he did not listen when I told it not to share my prey. So, you know, it was a primitive reaction kind of thing. Atleast I did not eat the dog. That has to count for something… Atleast.
“I bartered with a half-breed”, that’s rich! Prescott is just north of Phoenix in some of the driest forest there is! No lakes or rivers to speak of, except a few in the city limits. We also don’t have backwoods inbred mongrels who disguise their voices with computers. We have tough as nails ranchers who will throw a rope around you, and drag you through cactus! And they would do the same to bigfoot! In a time when everyone has a camera phone, or a camera, it’s just plain silly to make claims without pictures to back them up!
I apologize, I was drunk. It’s just the regular superhero syndrome, at first I did not control my powers. Glad you did not mention the cow… Admit, I woke up clinging a half eaten hoof. Everybody’s young sometime and we all make mistakes… Really sorry about the dog, but he did not listen when I told it not to share my prey. So, you know, it was a primitive reaction kind of thing. Atleast I did not eat the dog. That has to count for something… Atleast.
“I bartered with a half-breed”, that’s rich! Prescott is just north of Phoenix in some of the driest forest there is! No lakes or rivers to speak of, except a few in the city limits. We also don’t have backwoods inbred mongrels who disguise their voices with computers. We have tough as nails ranchers who will throw a rope around you, and drag you through cactus! And they would do the same to bigfoot! In a time when everyone has a camera phone, or a camera, it’s just plain silly to make claims without pictures to back them up!
BIGFOOT!