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How to Have a Good Relationship. Guaranteed. FUNNY. By a divorced PSYCHIC.

Monday, November 25, 2013 11:35
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How to Have a Good Relationship
 
You have to know the differences between men and women, and be aware of the differences when you communicate.
 
The Differences
 
Women like sharing feelings and communicating and cuddling, and men like tits.
 
Men like watching sports on TV and talking about cars, and women seem to like crying.
 
Men can’t see any sense in moving furniture while vacuuming, and women care about how their hair looks.
 
Women save letters and men save old baseball caps.
 
Men are good at barbecuing, and women usually don’t smell too bad.
 
Women can open doors with a glance, and men can open jars. Some women can open jars but pretend they can’t. Some men can’t open jars but pretend they can. This is confusing to children.
 
And of course there’s the toilet seat up and down thing.
 
How to Apply This Knowledge
 
A woman should never ask a man to vacuum when the game is starting in a few minutes. A man should never write anything in a letter that might be brought up at a later date. A man should occasionally let the woman put barbecue sauce on the meat, but he should never show her how to light the barbecue. If a woman is crying, it is especially important to put the toilet seat down. A woman should not ask a man to open a jar till there is a commercial on. If a man opens a jar he doesn’t have to do anything else for the rest of the day. It is usually best not to try to feel a woman’s tits when she is crying.
 
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