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“SWAG” has been confirmed as a Deadly Disease !!!
Just recently, scientists have finished their “SWAG Research” secret project, which only minutes ago was revealed, and by their studies, they have shown that SWAG (Renamed “Special Wagon Acquisition Group”) is infectious. Scientists are warning to ‘Quarrentine Any SWAG Holders Before They Spread SWAG More!’ and that it will infect anyone.
How can you tell if your Son/Daughter has SWAG?
Good question, and we can safely say what causes SWAG.
- Listening to RAP ONLY (Mostly Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Drake)
- Uncommon like for Snapbacks
- Insane love for Jordans
- Date Blacks
- Gets angry or offended when people call Adalien Rose beautiful
I have confirmed these symptoms, if you see your Son/Daughter listening, wearing, or doing any of the above, they may have SWAG, and you need to sit then down, and have a LONG LONG talk about how they are spreading a disease, and making them listen to a Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin album might now hurt either.
What can I do for my community to prevent this diseases’ spread?
There are many ways to help your community out by stopping SWAG… whether it be yelling at anyone wearing a snapback or wearing a Rap t-shirt.
- Sit the person down, and talk to them about their bad lifestyle.
- Take the snapback, and burn it infront of them.
- Give them a Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin CD
- Play “LIVIN’ IN THE SUNLIGHT, LOVIN’ IN THE MOONLIGHT” to overpower their evil songs.
Of course, these might get you thrown in jail, but you need to say it was to stop a disease from spreading!
Any other tips?
Yes! I have a few more for you to prevent it.
- Do NOT listen to any rap artist from 2004+, they will give you a SWAG symptom
- Listen to Rock, or Classic Rock including but not limited to, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, and A7X (Avenged Sevenfold)
- Never EVER wear snap backs or Jordans
- Laugh at offensive jokes, as they were to be.
I hope this woke some people up from the crazy things they are imagining…
STOP SWAG! #StopSWAG
(Story though of my Matt H, AKA Jay Methis, ecaep42)
