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Winter insanity

Thursday, February 13, 2014 18:08
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A foot of snow again today (ho hum) and we are due for another 5-10 inches this evening.

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Throw in the “thunder snow” we are experiencing right now and you got some wacky climate action going on. I still blame all of the girls I went to high school with in New Jersey in the 80's and their hair spray fetishes. They clearly contributed to destroying the ozone layer and now we are experiencing the consequences.

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My seasonal affect disorder is at an all time high and I lost it today. My poor family. I was pacing and mumbling too myself all afternoon, ready to explode. Throw in the fact that my snow blower wasn't working and you had one crazy mutha f'er.

So without hesitation, I grabbed my shovel and shoveled my entire driveway. By hand. All two feet of the wet snow and ice. Like a looney tune. For two hours.

Check it out. I was like Jesse Pinkman on the blue stuff.   

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And after that unfathomable physical feat, I still had time to make this snowman with the kids.

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I feel better now and my family is happy to have me back.



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