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10,535 pages condensed to four sentences

Thursday, February 5, 2015 6:27

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10,535 Pages Condensed to Four Sentences

Here are the 10,535 pages of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (a.k.a. “Obama Care”) condensed to four sentences:

In order to insure the uninsured, we first have to uninsure the insured.
Next, we require the newly uninsured to be re-insured.
To re-insure the newly uninsured, they are required to pay extra charges to be re-insured.
The extra charges are required so that the original insured, who became uninsured, and then became re-insured, can pay enough extra so that the original uninsured can be insured, which will be free of charge to them.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is called “redistribution of wealth” or, by its more common name…. SOCIALISM.
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When I read this out loud to Don, he added a fifth point: “And it’s estimated to cost $50,000 each for the previously insured/un-insured/re-insured.”

Wheee!