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Mystery Outbreak Could Bring On The Zombie Invasion
BY LYZ LENZ
As many as 16 students in LeRoy, New York have been stricken with a mysterious illness characterized by facial tics and Tourettes-like outbursts. Similar to how most moviegoers felt after sitting throughContagion.
Doctors say the students are experiencing a psychological condition called Conversion Disorder or Mass Psychogenic Illness. Basically, it’s what happens when a bunch of people get together and start freaking out; famous instances of conversion disorder are the Salem Witch Trials and my family reunions.
Recently, parents, unsatisfied with calling their children crazy, are demanding new answers. According to the site Liberty Confidential, “One of the most outspoken parents, James Dupont, has said that he doesn’t believe that there is a diagnosis, and that the state health department officials don’t really know what’s wrong…”
There are no such things as “Zombies”. The definition of a zombie is the body of a dead person awakened by a witch. Hillary is good but not that good!!!