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NASA discovers Tiny Planet Capable of Supporting Life
From a source at Alternative News Media LLC, apparently NASA has discovered the tiniest planet capable of supporting life. Our source tells us that, of course, since it is such a small celestial body, that it cannot possible have any life to the degree we think of lifeforms, but it is possible for microscopic or single celled organisms to flourish in the billions in the environment.
This planet is so small that it technically cannot even be ranked as a planetoid, but has been classified as a planet strictly due its ability to retain an atmosphere, stay in orbit, and possibly support life.
What is probably the most shocking about this discovery is that it is located in orbit around Jupiter’s moon, Europa, rumored to be the most likely candidate near to Earth to be able to support life. The tiny planet, termed JE1, is orbiting around Europa with such velocity, that it is itself generating a massive amount of heat and gravity, which is how such a small celestial object could retain an atmosphere.
What should be a breakthrough of scientific news has instead turned into a cover up. It is rumored that NASA has been ordered to classify the discovery– which agency still remains unknown. From our source, we have found out that not only has the project been taken out of NASA’s hands and into an unknown location, but the source speculates that the planet (and any similar objects found), will be used to test and cultivate the effects of Earth’s native single celled organisms in another planetary environment. The source continued the speculation that it could be to study mutation or engineer new forms of organisms- purpose unknown.
How does speed create gravity? Great story tho
Dude, put down the crack pipe.