Warning: “The Earth’s Magnetic Field Is Changing”

Yep it is constantly changing, and always has been.. Is this some new
revelation to you? It has been moving ever since I was a pup, and it
changes in intensity too.. Did you just now notice this? Where have
you been? Better late than never… I think you should blame it
on your flat earth stuff myself.. I think you should do something
about the flat earth, then maybe the magnetic field would quit
changing all of the time like that.

I can’t think of anyone on BIN that comes up with more stupid stuff
than you do.. You must be really bored, is all I can say. Wait!
Or is it you are the most gullible person on the planet and have
never met a conspiracy that you didn’t like? What’s next I wonder?
What oh what will tomorrows silly article be? I’d just have a cat
if you came up with something real and interesting, just once!
I just have the feeling, it will be one hell of a long wait.