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A recently unearthed secret government file appears to show classified operations for managing protestors and other fringe groups.
An acedemic researcher found the mysterious reel of powerpoint slides attached to a non-descript document in the National Archives this week.
Although unclear, the slides give hints to a top secret MI5 meeting discussing methods for coercing public opinion. The slides also detail an elaborate network of covert operations involving GCHQ, extra-terrestrials and David Icke.
The slides are included here in their entirety:
The researcher who found the files - Chebbers Deighton, from Crumpsall - said: “I’ve been looking at this stuff for ages now. I still can’t work out what a power points is.
“Looks mostly like they’re using mind beams to make me less cleverer, get a job and stop chatting truths.
“Won’t tell you what I was looking for. None of your beeswank”.
MI5 have so far been unavailable for comment.