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'HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE SUMMER, RAQUEL?!'
Well, hear me out. And by the end of this, you may agree with me on these top 5 reasons. Or at least one of them.
1. Heat
C'mon, admit it. sometimes it just gets too dang hot. I've learned to always have a lemonade, smoothie or a pool nearby during the summer months. And a fan or air conditioner with me at all times. Not only does the heat make you too hot to DO anything, but if you're like me, you get pretty severe migraines because of it too. And yes, I stay hydrated.
2. Immodesty
This goes hand in hand with the heat. There's only so much you can take off, you know? And some people don't really know the limit. (I'm talking about string bikinis here, haters. Not shorts and a tank-top.)
3. Smoking
Yes, I know, people smoke year round. But during the summer, when the air is thick and the heat is unmoving, one of the worst smells to catch your nose is the smoke coming from a cigarette.
4. Static
Because of the heat, there is more electricity everywhere and static is on everything metallic that you touch. Not cool. I get shocked pretty much everywhere I go.
5. Creatures
All the creepy critters decide that now is the time to come out and enjoy the sun…WITH ME. Yellow jackets, mosquitos, spiders, you name it. No thanks. I'll just go back inside where my room is cool and no bugs can even attempt to crawl on me.
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I've always preferred colder months, honestly. Sorry (not sorry) if this post offends you heat-lovers at all.
And yes, I will be writing a 5 Reasons I Love Autumn as soon as September rolls around.
Sounds like you’ve lived your life in an air conditioned sterile closet away from reality. I completely disagree with everything you’ve said.
1. Too hot for you?… relocate
2. Heat creates immodesty. You’ve obviously never been far north where it’s common to have a sauna in the middle of winter and jump into an icy lake. You’re abnormal, most people have no problems with nudity, only the rabidly religious because they’ve been brainwashed into being ashamed of their bodies and to be obsessed with gender and sex, especially other peoples gender and sex.
3. Heat makes smoke worse. Utter BS, the complete opposite is true.
4. Heat creates more static on metal. Again utter BS.
5. Heat brings out all the insects, etc. Tough luck, it’s their world too and they have just as much right to live in it as you do.