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Worst Pickup Lines Men Use
Yeah, thanks Ask Men for this weird list.
Not all men have been blessed with the gift of conversation or with nerves of steel, much less the skills required to hook the interest of an attractive female. In fact, most men don’t have these talents, which is why the pickup line was created.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
Carlos R Mortera – Overland Park, Kansas
As a general rule, don’t reference a woman’s ass upon first meeting her — especially in conjunction with a “joke” that a second grader could come up with. First, you’ll come off as crass. Second, your true IQ will shine through.
Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.
Amota Ionut – Baia Mare, Maramures, Romania
“I actually heard someone say this to a female friend of mine. The reaction to the pickup line was five people started laughing all at once at the poor boy. This has got to make it on the list. Not only is calling a girl a bomb really cheesy, but anything that links her dad to a terrorist is only gonna get you in trouble.”
Sounds like something a freshman frat boy would say at his first college party. Also, Amota, we realize that you live in Romania, but that whole bomb/terrorist thing in the U.S. is so 2001.
If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the sh*t.
Andrew Montgomery – Hattiesburg, Mississippi
OK, we get that anyone who says this is trying to be creative, but this pickup line doesn’t stand a snowballs chance in hell to becoming what white is to rice.
Read the rest here. Bad taste, all of them, I tell ya.
