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5 Completely and Utterly Useless “Camping/Survival” Hacks

Friday, December 27, 2013 9:13
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This one is for those of us who consider camping to include getting as far away from your car as possible:

Doritos

Doritos for Kindling- If you forgot kindling but remembered to bring a bag of Doritos on the trail odds are something else will kill you before you ever get to test this one.

altoids
Altoid Tin Candle- After you forgot your kindling you also forgot a flashlight, headlamp, lantern, and the fact you could start a small campfire outside the tent for light. You did, however, remember an Altoids tin, cardboard,  and enough flammable liquid in which to soak it. I hope you can quickly MacGyver a fire extinguisher, genius.

washing station

The Hand Washing Station- Really? Brought to you by folks who drive to the mailbox to get their mail.

waterjug

The Water Jug Lantern- Light your way to the mailbox. At least the headlamp won’t blind you when you put it on backwards.

candle heater

The Candle Heater- I hate to get all technical on you, but common sense should tell you a single candle does not contain the energy to heat a room or a house.

hitch

Mmmmm…”Camping”

Source: Tin Hat Ranch

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