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How to Properly Offend Someone

Friday, February 28, 2014 6:16
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The easiest way to offend anybody is to release your internal fart.

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You may enjoy your own smell while others walk away from you. Farting might be a health condition that you have. Constant farting may require you to change a set parir of pants. Loud audbible sounds and the smell may attract flies and insects. Wipe the seats when you are done if your bowel movements becomes uncontrollable.

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