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“Zombie outbreak” tips

Sunday, September 28, 2014 15:15

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Does all the talk of zombies frustrated you? Who gets it? If you do, take a moment to explain here for others why survivalists and preppers prepare for a “zombie outbreak”. http://guff.com/fitness-guide-to-surviving-a-zombie-apocalypse/

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it is more socially acceptable to say I’m storing supply’s for a zombie attack then I’m preparing to take care of my self and family from starving people that are hungry because the supply system or power grid got interrupted for a few weeks/months. Its better to be prepared and wrong then unprepared and wrong.
It’s an ice breaker.
Exactly. Zombies are a metaphor for all that is base and vile within human society. However, people do forget that a virus does already exist that puts us in a very zombie-esque state before it kills us, one that does in fact transmit through biting. I’m already immune. Yay me.
Some people look at me like I’m crazy when I joke about the zombie Apocalypse. Others laugh along with me. I think its a matter of your perspective on life
“Zombie” is the word used for all the unprepared hordes that will want your stuff. See “Sheeple” definition. Camping skills are a big plus for when the grid goes down.
If you prepare for zombies, you’re preparing yourself for a serious pandemic, with panic & riots all guaranteed to follow. FEMA has even used zombies as a means of preparedness outreach, themselves.
If you’re prepared for the dead rising, you’re pretty much prepped (solidly) for a serious disaster.
I think it’s less scary to think of zombies (something not real) than to think of ISIS in your city…

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